Just your average daydreamer. I like to think I'm cool, but then I remember… I’m not

 

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what’s this ‘wife’ business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable